Welcome to John's Quantum Fluctuations, where the laws of physics are more like "suggestions" and the laws of sanity are completely ignored.
John is a renowned expert in the field of Quantum Fluctuations, a discipline so obscure that even Google can't find it.
Our mission is to push the boundaries of reality, one pixel at a time.
Learn about the fundamental principles of Quantum Fluctuations, including:
If you're interested in joining our team of quantum-fluctuation experts, send an email to john@quantumfluctuations.com
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