About the Team

Meet John, Lord of the Quantum Fluctuations

John in a hazmat suit

John is our resident expert on quantum fluctuations. His PhD in Many-Worlds Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics is unmatched in the field.

When not busy navigating the infinite possibilities of the multiverse, John can be found sipping tea and pondering the meaning of life.

Quantum Quips

Fluctuationary Flotsam

Our research on quantum fluctuations is funded by a grant from the Quantum Fluctuation Fund, a mysterious organization known only as "The Fluctuators."