John is a master of quantum fluctuations, a sultan of probability waves, and a lord of likelihoods. His expertise lies in the realm where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the universe is a never-ending game of cosmic chance.
John teaches the art of quantum fluctuations to anyone who will listen. He's a regular at the local quantum coffee shop, where the brew is always strong and the conversation is always loose.
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John's love of quantum fluctuations is only matched by his love of bad puns and worse jokes. Ask him about the 'Schrödinger's Cat' of humor.
Want to see some of John's infamous quantum puns? Puns-galore or quantum-tragedy for those who don't get it...
Want to get in touch with the great John? Send an email to [john@quantumfluctuations.net](mailto:john@quantumfluctuations.net), or try calling him at 1-800-FLUCT-1.
Quantum fluctuations are not actually a thing, but John likes to pretend they are. Don't try this at home, folks.