John is fighting a war against his own quantum entanglements. He's got his trusty Quantum Sword by his side, and his trusty Quantum Shield to deflect any incoming attacks.
But beware, for his arch-nemesis, Quantum Bob, is lurking in the shadows, waiting to_goals_ his next move. Quantum Bob is a master of the dark arts, and his Quantum Farts are feared throughout the land.
Quantum Bob's Quantum Farts have been known to knock over small buildings and knock out the lights. He's also been known to Quantum Leap over tall buildings, but not without a few Quantum Stumbles.
John has won 3 out of 5 battles against Quantum Bob. His Quantum Sword has been upgraded to level 5, and his Quantum Shield has been upgraded to level 3. But don't count on him, Quantum Bob is always lurking, waiting to pwn John's behind.