Welcome to the Quantum Wars, where the fabric of space-time is our playground.
Meet John, the Quantum Soldier who's been dropped into the heart of a black hole, only to emerge with a bad haircut.
His trusty sidekick, a sentient, laser-guided toaster named "Bacon" (don't ask), has been reprogrammed to provide tactical support and snacks.
Together, they'll battle their way through wormholes, past temporal anomalies, and the occasional existential dread.
Learn more about John and Bacon's quantum adventures
Or, if you're feeling brave:
Quantum Soldier 2: The Even More Unyielding
Quantum Boss Battle: Where the stakes are high, and so are the stakes
Or, if you're feeling really, really brave:
Quantum Black Hole Brawl: Where the fabric of space-time is not just a suggestion
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Or, you know, don't.