Team John's Secret Lair

Our Rules

  1. Don't touch the stapler. Seriously, don't touch it.
  2. No eating the free donuts. They're not free.
  3. Meetings will now be held in the conference pit of despair.
  4. If you see a stapler in the break room, it's not yours.
  5. Don't be late. We're not your parents.

Want more rules? Click here for Part 2

Note: I've assumed that "/about/team/john/secret-lair" is a valid path, and that the "Rules" page is the main content for this path.