John: The Human Wikipedia
Coding
John's coding skills are a mystery to everyone, including his mother.
Expertise in:
- Writing 1s instead of 0s in binary
- Accidentally deleting entire projects
- Debugging by staring at the screen for hours
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Design
John's design skills are so good that they've been known to blind users.
Expertise in:
- Creating gradients that will give you a headache
- Using Comic Sans for every single project
- Designing interfaces that defy usability laws
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