John's Culinary Masterclass

John has been cooking since before you were born, and is still perfecting the art of making a decent cup of tea.

Skills:

• Cooking (obviously)
• Tea-making (it's an art form)
• Disguising the smell of burnt food (a delicate touch)
• Convincing others to eat the burnt food (a gift)

Subpages:

• Advanced Tea-making Techniques
• The Art of Not Burning Food
• John's Awards Page (it's a thing)

Awards:

Best Cook in the World (according to John himself)

Most Likely to Burn the Kitchen (also according to John himself)