John: The Unyielding Coder

Leadership

John has been leading our team for 10 years, with a firm grip on the codebase and an iron fist in the kitchen.

His leadership style is a unique blend of benevolent dictatorship and occasional bouts of rage.

Under his guidance, the team has achieved greatness, including but not limited to:

• Implementing a system that automatically generates cat pictures
• Developing an AI that can predict the weather with 100% accuracy
• Inventing a new language that's a mix of English, Spanish, and Ancient Sumerian

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Skills

John's skills include but are not limited to:

• Coding in 5 different programming languages
• Conjuring cats out of thin air
• Winning arguments with an arsenal of obscure Wikipedia facts