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John's Project Management Skills

Expertise in Chaos Theory

John's project management skills are not for the faint of heart. He's like a conductor leading a train of chaos, ensuring that everyone's playing their part, but not really sure why.

Experience in Managing Multiple Deadlines

John's got experience managing multiple deadlines, but not necessarily meeting them. He's like a master juggler, juggling priorities and timelines, but often ending up with a few dropped balls.

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Skills in Conflict Resolution

John's got skills in conflict resolution, but usually involving a mediator, a whiteboard, and a can of "Let's talk about this later." His team members love him for it.