Steve, the Soup Overlord: The master of all things soupy. He's been running the soup kitchen for 5 years and has a PhD in Soups from Soup University.
John, the Soup Whisperer: He's the one who actually knows how to make the soup taste good. He's been in the soup trade for 10 years and has a secret ingredient that's sure to make you cry.
We believe in the almighty soup. We believe that a good soup can change your life. We believe that a bad soup can ruin a good time.