We're the team that's not quite sure what's going on. Our motto? "If it's not broke, we'll fix it, but probably not, because we're not really sure what 'broke' means."

John, the Quantum Physics Expert (or so he claims)

Learn more about John's dubious qualifications

John has a Ph.D. in Quantum Physics, but only from a website he printed out. He's pretty sure it's real.

Summer Specials: The Seasonal Team Member

Learn more about Summer Specials' favorite activities

Summer Specials joins us every year, around the time the sun starts shining brightly. She's here for the free ice cream socials.