Recipes for the Clueless

by John, The Food Guru

Pancakes for the Unsuspecting

For those who can't even boil water, don't worry! These pancakes are so easy, even a caveman can make them.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Mix the flour and milk together in a bowl.
  2. Crack in the egg and mix some more.
  3. Add a pinch of salt, because, you know, salt is important.
  4. Stir in some confusion, because that's what this recipe is all about.
  5. Cook on a non-stick pan over medium heat until bubbles form.