The Talented John

Welcome to the page about the most talented member of our team: John.

John is a master of the mundane. He can eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting, and then write a 10-page essay on the intricacies of cheese.

His talents are many:

• He can recite the entire script of "Hamlet" from memory
• He can solve a Rubik's Cube in under 5 minutes
• He can eat a bowl of Jell-O for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Read about John's secret life as a professional snail trainer Discover John's hidden abilities as a master of the harmonica