Team John - Therapist Notes

Session 12345

John was seen staring at a wall for 3 hours straight. Recommended 30 minutes of video games per day to reduce existential dread.

John's cat, Mr. Whiskers, is still not eating enough catnip. Suggested increasing catnip intake to 5 times daily.

John's favorite food is still pizza. Recommended a 30-day pizza cleanse to break free from addiction.

Medication Management is key to his recovery.

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