Today's Jokes with Johnnny Jokes

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Today's Jokes:

  1. Why did the chicken and the bear go to the party? Because one was a fowl player and the other was grizzly!
  2. Why did the bicycle fall? Because it was two-tired!
  3. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!

Last week's jokes (they're still kinda funny)

This week's jokes (they're even funnier than last week's)