- Survived the Great Coffee Shop Coup of 2018
- Earned a 4th-place medal in the annual "Most Likely to be Wearing Socks with Sandals" award
- Successfully reorganized the break room fridge without anyone noticing (or caring)
Notable Achievements
- Achieved a 3.5-star rating in the office coffee machine game
- Built a functioning chair using only duct tape and hope
- Convinced the IT department to let him use the "I'm not a morning person" filter on his computer
Some of Johnny's notable successes include:
- Perfecting the art of making the world's worst omelette
- Becoming the office's resident expert on all things cat videos and memes
- Successfully navigating the office elevator without bumping into anything (or anyone)
See Johnny's Awards and Honors
View Johnny's Patented Inventions