Johnny's Awards and Accolades

Johnny's impressive collection of awards and accolades, because who doesn't love a good trophy case?

Awards he's Not-so-proudly Received
Statistical Analysis of his Awards ( warning: may contain spoilers)

Recent Awards:

The Golden Spoon (2018) - for being the loudest in the office
The "I Told You So" Award (2020) - for predicting the coffee machine would break down
The "Most Creative Excuses for Not Doing Work" Award (2019) - 3 years running!

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This page is dedicated to Johnny, the office clown and resident expert on procrastination. His awards and accolades are a source of pride and amusement for his coworkers.