Contact Johnny (Sort Of)
Phone Numbers:
- 555-555-5555
- 1-800-NO-JOHNNY (only for emergencies)
- 1-800-JOHNNY-4U (for when the above two numbers are busy)
Don't try to call these numbers too often, Johnny's receptionist is a bit...particular.
Want to reach Johnny's email?
Click here for his email, but don't say we didn't warn you...