Johnny is a 30-year-old software engineer with a passion for bad jokes and worse coding practices. He lives in a small apartment in the heart of Nowheresville, USA.

He's been visited by his in-laws 3 times this year alone.

But don't let that scare you off - Johnny loves pizza, especially the kind with extra cheese and extra attitude.

Johnny's address is as follows:

123 Main St, Nowheresville, USA
Phone: 1-800-NO-IDEA
Email: [johnny@nowheresville.com](mailto:johnny@nowheresville.com)

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