Johny's Donate-o-Rama

Welcome to Johny's Donate-o-Rama, where the team's top contributor is... well, me, Johny! Donating to this site is a great way to show your appreciation for the best team in the world.

Our goal is to make this site look as ugly as possible while still managing to not crash your browser. If we reach our goal, we'll add more features, like... well, maybe more black bars!

Donations will be used to:

• Buy more pixels
• Pay for more server upgrades (we're talking to you, Amazon)
• Buy more fonts that are almost as bad as this one

Don't forget to visit our subpages:

• Johny's Philanthropy - Where I give away all my money to charity, except when I don't.
• Johny's Philosophical Musings - Where I ponder the meaning of life, the universe, and why you're reading this site.