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Johnny's Influence Report: A Study in Self-Importance

Johnny's social media presence is a force to be reckoned with.

With over 1,000 followers on Flibberg (a social media platform that's just as real as any other), Johnny's influence is felt across the land.

Here are some key statistics that illustrate Johnny's remarkable reach:

Average of 3.7 likes per tweet, with 90% of them being from his mom.
Johnny's most popular hashtag #JohnnyIsRight has been used 427 times, with 23% of them being from actual experts in the field.
His blog posts have been read by 47 people, including 1 person who actually understood what he was talking about.

Key Influencers in Johnny's Network

His mom (@johnnysemom): 100% approval rating, 0% critical thinking.
@sarahwho: 87% of the time, she agrees with Johnny, but only because she's afraid of getting banned.
@johnnysdog: 99% of the time, he just licks the screen.

Stay tuned for more updates on Johnny's influence, including his latest podcasting endeavors and the release of his debut album, "I'm Not That Into Music, But Here's Some Songs Anyway."

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