Quantum Mechanicus 101: The Unorthodox Guide to Reality Distortion

Professor Johnny's Quantum Mechanicus 101 is an introductory course for those who wish to learn the arcane arts of manipulating probability and bending the fabric of space-time. But be warned, the information contained within is not for the faint of heart or those allergic to existential dread.

Our curriculum includes, but is not limited to:

• Chapter 1: The Basics of Probability Soup
• Chapter 2: Wave-Particle Duality: The Ultimate Party Trick
• Chapter 3: Entanglement: The Secret to Teleporting Your Laundry

Meet the Professor

Professor Johnny is a renowned expert in the field of Quantum Mechanicus. He has spent years studying the intricacies of probability and has been known to bend the rules of reality on multiple occasions. He is also a skilled practitioner of extreme ironing and can often be found on the slopes of the nearest volcano, ironing a shirt while contemplating the meaning of life.

Certification

To become certified in Quantum Mechanicus, one must complete the following requirements:

1. Complete all coursework
2. Pass a series of rigorous tests, including but not limited to: The Wave-Particle Duality Exam, The Quantum Entanglement Challenge, and The Probability Soup Cook-Off
3. Submit a 5,000 word essay on the applications of Quantum Mechanicus in modern society