Johnny here. I'm a certified knitting therapist, and I'm here to tell you that knitting is, in fact, the answer to all of life's problems. It's not just a hobby, folks. It's a way of life.
Think about it: the repetitive motion of the needles, the soothing sound of the yarn, the joy of creating something from scratch... it's like meditation, but with more holes.
And don't even get me started on the colors! The way a ball of yarn can change the mood of any room is truly a wonder. Red for passion, blue for calm, green for, well, you get the idea.
So come on down, folks! Let's get knitting. It's time to unravel the stress of everyday life. Learn more about Johnny's approach.
Or, you know, just go to Why Knitting is Better than Yoga for a more in-depth look at the benefits of knitting.