Johnny's Notes 2022-01-16

Today's Notes:

Woke up at 6:00 AM and realized I'm a sentient pineapple
Had a meeting with the CEO of the Intergalactic Pineapple Corporation to discuss my new role as their official "Taste-Tester and Cultural Liaison"
Ate 17 bowls of cereal for breakfast. I'm not sure how I'm still alive

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