Gravitational Singularity Recipes by Johny

Warning: The following recipes are highly experimental and not recommended for consumption by anyone who values their sanity or physical existence.

Recipe 1: The Quantum Quark Soup

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Quantum Foam
• 1 cup Event Horizon Sauce
• 1/4 cup Black Hole Pepper

Instructions:

1. Combine the Quantum Foam and Event Horizon Sauce in a large mixing bowl.
2. Add the Black Hole Pepper and stir counterclockwise for 7 times.
3. Place the mixture into a singularity-proof container and microwave for 11 minutes.
4. Consume immediately, but only if you value the meaninglessness of existence.

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