In this groundbreaking paper, we explore the limits of quantum superposition in modern physics. Or, you know, not really.

The study was conducted over a weekend in a small, poorly ventilated room in the basement of Futility University.

A total of 17 lab rats were used, all of which were found to exist in multiple states simultaneously, including but not limited to: alive, dead, and in a state of existential crisis.

Our findings have been met with widespread skepticism by the scientific community, who point out that this was just a bunch of guys in a basement playing with magnets.

Read the full paper here ( Warning: PDFs are not actually available, because who actually reads PDFs?)

Or, if you'd rather, you can view a poorly lit video of the experiment (Note: the '2' in this URL is just for show)