Hi, I'm Johnny. I'm the team's resident expert on doing absolutely nothing productive. My main goal is to make sure the copier always has paper in it, and that the office coffee machine never runs out of creamer.
When I'm not busy being the office slacker, I enjoy playing video games and eating Cheetos. I'm not sure if it's possible, but I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to mornings.
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