Johnnycorp: Physics Whiz Extraordinaire

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Johnnycorp was once just a regular dude from New Jersey who loved physics. He spent most of his teenage years in his garage, tinkering with gadgets and machinery. Little did he know, he was building the foundation for a life of unparalleled scientific achievement.

Years of late-night study sessions, DIY projects gone wrong, and a healthy dose of caffeine led Johnnycorp to create the most epic physics formulas the world has ever seen.

With his trusty calculator and a hint of genius, Johnnycorp has calculated the exact trajectory of every major scientific breakthrough, including the speed of light, the distance of the moon, and the exact number of atoms in a grain of sand.

Credentials

* Calculated the exact trajectory of a speeding bullet in 5.3 milliseconds.

* Determined the optimal angle of a thrown football to reach the highest velocity in 4.1 seconds.

* Solved the 3-body problem in 3.2 minutes, 1.9 seconds, and 0.7 milliseconds.

* Can recite the entirety of Pi in 2.5 seconds, backwards.

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The Physics Whiz Formula

Our patented, proprietary, and utterly incomprehensible formula for solving the most complex physics problems has been a game-changer in the scientific community.

*E=mc^2 + π^r + τ^θ = ∑(Δx + Δy + Δz)

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