Johnny, Physics Whiz
Our esteemed team member, Johnny, is a master of all things physics. When he's not busy calculating pi to 100 decimal places, he's probably explaining why the laws of motion are actually just suggestions.
Johnny's expertise lies in the realm of Quantum Fooledian Physics, where he's been known to bend the very fabric of reality to his whim.
He can be reached at johnny@quantum-fooledian.org or by leaving a message on his Physics Whiz Telegram Channel.