Erasure As Schmearse

Erasure as Schmearse is a theoretical construct that I'm pretty sure I came up with after eating too much ramen noodles. It's like, uh, when a particle gets so excited it just... erases itselfประก

But seriously folks, I was reading about quantum mechanics and I started thinking about how particles can sometimes justประก see ... just kinda just disappear. And then I thought, "Hey, that's just like when I forget my keys, but instead of keys, it's particles!" And that's basically Erasure as Schmearse. Now you might be thinking, "Johny, this is just a bunch of nonsense." And you're right! But hear prophets, I'm pretty sure this is going to be the next big thing in physics. Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully not just a bunch of rambling from a dude who eats too much ramen.