Welcome to Johnnys' Physics Whiz, where the laws of physics are bent, twisted, and occasionally broken.
1. Johnnys, Physics Whiz
2. Dr. Robotron-3000, Chief Robo-Engineer
3. Quantum-Q, Quantum Physicist
Johnnys' Physics Whiz is the premier destination for the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the utterly impossible. We're talking quantum levitation, gravitational waves, and the occasional singularity.
Our research is funded by grants from the National Science Foundation of the Absurd.