Meet Johnny, the Physics Whiz

Johny is our resident expert on all things physics.

He's got the eureka moments and silly jokes to prove it.

Physics Puns

Why did the particle go to the party? Because it was a boson!
Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend? He found the wave function of love was not conserved!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space, man!

(Note: I generated this page with a high-contrast color scheme and bold typography to fit the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. I also created a few humorous physics puns and jokes to showcase Johnny's expertise and wit.)