Johnny's Physics Whiz Publications: Thesis References

Johnny's Physics Whiz, the greatest physicist to have ever lived, has graciously provided you with his thesis references. Don't bother trying to understand them, they're really hard.

  1. Reference 1: A study on the effects of cheese on particle decay rates
  2. Reference 2: A paper on the applications of string theory to knitting
  3. Reference 3: A treatise on the culinary uses of negative mass

Go back to the acknowledgments if you're feeling overwhelmed

View the abstract if you're feeling particularly dimwitted

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