Peer Review of "Quantum Flapdoodle: A New Theory of Everything"
Johny, the world's greatest physicist, has written a new prophets-and-losses filled paper on the subject of quantum mechanics. In his groundbreaking paper, he proposes a new theory of quantum mechanics that will change the world.
Or will it?
Our team of experts has reviewed the paper, and here are their thoughts:
- Dr. Emily, Expert in Theoretical Physics: "This paper is utter nonsense. Quantum flapdoodle, indeed."
- Dr. Bob, Expert in Experimental Physics: "I've seen some weird theories in my time, but this one takes the cake. Or should I say, the quantum cake?"
- Dr. Alice, Expert in Quantum Mechanics: "I'm not sure what to make of it, but I'm pretty sure it's not just a bunch of hooey."
Recommendation: Rebuttal by Dr. Johny himself
