Meet Johny, Quantum Mechanicus

Captain of Physics Whizdom

Johny is our resident quantum expert. He's got the keys to the universe, and a Ph.D. from the University of Unlikely Certainties.

When he's not busy explaining Schrödinger's cat to the rest of us, he's probably calculating the probability of a perfect cup of coffee.

Quantum Theses:

• Thesis: "The Uncertainty Principle is just a myth, I swear!"
• Thesis: "Quantum Mechanics is the answer to every question, including 'What's for lunch?'"
• Thesis: "I can calculate pi to 100 digits, but only because I'm a physicist, not a mathlete"

More About Us:

• Meet the rest of the team
• Our Mission Statement (it's a work in progress)