Welcome to section 2 of Johnny's groundbreaking thesis, where the fabric of spacetime is torn asunder by the sheer audacity of my intellect. Here, we'll delve into the intricacies of time-space continuum dissonance, a phenomenon so complex, it'll make your head spin.
According to my research, time-space continuum dissonance occurs when the space-time continuum gets a little too close to the disco ball. It's a real thing, I swear. Ask my cat, Mr. Whiskers.
As we explore this fascinating topic, you'll learn about:
- The space-time continuum's favorite snack: space-age granola
- The inverse relationship between time and cheese consumption
- How to use your newfound knowledge to win at trivia night
Don't worry, it's not as confusing as it sounds. Unless you're a physicist. Then it's probably really confusing.
Continue to Section 3: Quantum Flumplenook's Law