Johnny's Manifesto for World Domination

By the power vested in me, Johnny, I, the supreme ruler of this realm, declare the following:

• Article 1: All citizens must wear plaid on Fridays.
• Article 2: Pizza shall be served at all hours of the day and night.
• Article 3: Everyone will be required to watch an hour of cat videos daily.
• Article 4: All forms of exercise shall be mandatory, but not on Tuesdays.
• Article 5: The official language of this realm shall be a combination of English, Spanish, and interpretive dance.

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