Physics Journal 1 - A Collection of Unreliable Research

A Journal Dedicated to the Most Dubious of Disciplines

Welcome to the inaugural issue of Physics Journal 1, where we present a collection of research that's been vetted by our team of expert, totally-not-biased editors. In this issue, you'll find a comprehensive overview of the most questionable topics in modern physics, carefully selected to make you question everything you thought you knew about the universe.

Articles include:

• 1.1 The Paradox of the Toilet Paper Roll
• 1.2 The Quantum Fluctuations of Uncle Jim
• 1.3 The Theoretical Implications of Socks in a Drum Machine

Stay tuned for more issues, where we'll continue to push the boundaries of scientific inquiry and question everything.