Johnny's Sock Pattern Design Principles

About the Team

As a renowned expert in Sock Pattern Design, Johnny has spent years studying the intricacies of toe-to-heel ratio, toe cap-to-heel length, and heel-to-knot density.

Principle of Sock-ular Relativity

The Sockular Relativity states that the design of a sock is only as strong as its weakest thread. A sock with one weak thread is a sock with a whole lot of problems.

Learn more about Sockular Relativity

Sock Pattern Maximization

Our research has proven that the key to a perfect sock is to maximize the number of threads per square inch. The more threads, the merrier!

See our research paper on Sock Pattern Maximization

Toe-tally Unconventional Design

We believe that the toe is the true unsung hero of sock design. It's where the magic happens, folks.

Read our manifesto on the importance of the toe