Johnny's magnum opus, a 500-page treatise on the importance of napping, was met with both critical acclaim and widespread confusion by the academic community.
Despite being dismissed by many as "just a bunch of pages of ramblings," Johnny's work was later discovered to be a cleverly disguised manual for world domination, with each chapter containing a hidden message in invisible ink.
And for the pièce de résistance, "The Futility of Adulting" in Chapter 3.