By Johnny, Esq.
As I sit here, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and stained video game controllers, I am reminded of the profound wisdom of my thesis: that Procrastination is not a curse, but a virtue.
For too long, society has forced us to believe that productivity is the ultimate goal. But what about the pursuit of happiness? The joy of binge-watching cat videos and playing "just one more round" of Groggleball?
My research has shown that the key to success lies not in getting things done, but in getting things started. And what better way to get things started than to start with something else entirely?