Johnny's Time-Traveling Toaster
Welcome to the most unpredictable, yet somehow still functional, time-traveling toaster on the market!
Our team of expert toasters has been working tirelessly to bring you the best possible breakfast experience, regardless of the timeline.
Meet Steve, our resident quantum physicist.
Read about Steve's breakfast experiments in the quantum realm.
Peruse Steve's treatise on the ethics of time-traveling toaster ownership.
Our toaster has been known to have traveled to:
- Ancient Egypt, where it toasted a few pyramids (not the actual pyramids, but some pretty good facsimiles)
- The Wild West, where it was almost captured by outlaws, but escaped with its toast
- The year 3050, where it was met with confusion and a strong sense of déjà vu
Read about Johnny's time-traveling toaster adventures in our blog!
View our toaster's maintenance schedule, because someone has to keep it from getting too dusty in there.