Steve's Corner: The Unsung Hero of John's Brother

John's Brother (a.k.a. Steve)

Steve, the lesser-known brother of John, has spent years honing his craft as a master of... well, being John's brother. His expertise includes:

• Mastering the art of doing absolutely nothing
• Expertly making faces at John's mom's cooking
• Proficiently taking up space in the middle seat on the couch

Steve's motto: "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."