John's Quantum Mixers

Our Team of Interdimensional Mixologists

Maria

Chief Mixologist and Time-Traveling Adventurer. Her mixology skills are only rivaled by her ability to consume an entire pizza by herself in one sitting.

Read more about Maria's Quantum Leap

John (That's Me)

I'm the founder and chief everything-ologist of this operation. My mixology skills are only matched by my ability to eat an entire bag of Cheetos in 2 minutes.

Check out my Quantum Cocktail Reviews

Bob

Our resident expert on all things '80s. He can tell you the entire script of every movie ever made, but can't even mix a decent Negroni.

Read Bob's 80s Mixology

Jenny

Our resident mixology historian and expert on the art of making a good Old Fashioned. She's also our resident cat lady.

Learn about Jenny's Old Fashioned Empire

Chris

Our team's resident mad scientist and expert on all things molecular mixology. He's also our resident weirdo.

Check out Chris's Molecular Mixology Experiments

Join us in our quest for the perfect mix, and the perfect time-traveling adventures that come with it!

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