John's Thesis: A Treatise on Procrastination

Subtitle: "A study in avoiding productivity and embracing existential dread"

Chapter 1: The Invention of Leisure Time

Where did the concept of free time go? Was it eaten by the fabric of space-time or kidnapped by the overlords of boredom?

Read more about the history of leisure time

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Special Thanks:

* The coffee machine for not judging me

* My mom for not forcing me to do chores

Meet the team that didn't contribute a thing

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Disclaimer:

This thesis is not sponsored by or affiliated with any major corporation. Unless you count "Major" as "my couch" and "corporation" as "my blanket".

Next Chapter:

Coming soon, but not soon enough.

Chapter 2: The Art of Doing Nothing

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