Awards and Accolades of John the Magnificent Excuse-Maker

Most Creative Excuses

The Golden Sock

For consistently finding the perfect excuse to avoid doing actual work, while still looking like you're doing actual work.

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The "I'm Not Late" Trophy

For successfully convincing everyone that you're not late, even when you've been stuck in traffic since the dawn of time.

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John's awards cabinet is a sight to behold. It's like a museum of excuses.

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