John "The Unapologetic" Johnson is our team's resident excuse-maker. When he's not busy making up reasons for why he's late, he's busy making excuses for why our project is behind schedule.
His motto? "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like making excuses."
Read his latest excuse-filled memo to management.
Check out his impressive collection of excuse-making excuses.
Watch a video of him making excuses in real-time.
Sarah "The Optimist" Thompson: Our team's resident glass-half-full expert.
Bob "The Realist" Smith: Our team's resident "I-told-you-so" expert.