Johnson's Excuse Factory
We're a team of highly trained professionals dedicated to providing the most creative and absurd excuses for any occasion. Our team leader, John Johnson, has been perfecting the art of excuse-making for over 2 decades.
Johnson has a proven track record of successfully talking his way out of 345 times, including:
- Getting out of jury duty by claiming to be allergic to justice.
- Telling his boss he's allergic to work.
- Getting a free pass on paying for coffee by claiming to be a coffee connoisseur.