Sorry, we were not able to generate a valid excuse for you today. It seems our team member, "Johnson", had a family emergency and had to take a sudden trip to the moon.
Please try again later or visit our "Johnson" page to see what happened to him.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can generate a completely absurd and likely false excuse for us to use.
Averages excuses generated per hour: 2.1 (we're really trying)
Average length of excuses generated: 3.7 words (we're working on it)
Top 3 excuses used by our users: